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I'm Lima! This is my personal blog/humor blog. Some of my favorite things are anime, the avengers, and bands. Anti-SJW, pro-social justice, pro-egalitarian.

My other (weeb) blog is denamepru.tumblr.com

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

chelle-the-evil-queen:

giantcomputerguy:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

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ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ baaa♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫ ba♫

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yee

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monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

twerkingobserver:

too-stoned-to-remember:

buymepants:

an era

My god
2006 was not a good time

Youre forgetting “I madded you a cookie, but I eated it”